geometricdeathtrap:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

  • bop it
  • pull it
  • twist it
  • harder
  • better
  • faster
  • stronger 

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis




  • police: THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!!!
  • me: not with that attitude



michaxl:

did you say walk

michaxl:

did you say walk


justgivemeafan:

well at least im not a middle aged mom who talks about how blessed she is on every facebook status.